No More for Me

We all perceive more than we can express. Beware those who consistently express more than you initially perceive, for they can see your inner thoughts and desires.

"I wish I could john you." & "Micah lover you."
Lesson learned: Proofread your text messages.

"I can't imagine that thing's not my lunchbox."

"Sophie has a drizzle of honey."

Teacher: "Choose the best of the bad answers." Me: "It's like a presidential election."

"Your super hero power is blood."

I got post!

My phone calendar just took me to the 6th of January, 1896 saying I have an appointment.

"Hey, you wanna be hanged out with?"

"I squoze the bottle." Me: "You squoze it?" Her: "Yes. Is there something wrong with that?"